Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I fear no evil because I am the meanest motherfucker in the valley

seraphica:

Harry Potter Tribute Exhibition [x]

(via renlybaratheon-aceattorney)

confunded:

singingonpavements

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette

confunded:

singingonpavements

Daniel Radcliffe walking 12 dogs while smoking a cigarette

(via lucasfriar)

*hears noises at night*:

well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*:

I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*:

I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*:

here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*:

don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*:

great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*:

I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*:

shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

mrgolightly:

This is it, y’all. I am ascending. I’m leaving my body and floating into the heavens. Tell my family I love them and to DVR the new season of American Horror Story for me.

mrgolightly:

This is it, y’all. I am ascending. I’m leaving my body and floating into the heavens. Tell my family I love them and to DVR the new season of American Horror Story for me.

(via bisexualmargaerytyrell)

3x23 / 4x05

(Source: peetahales, via jordansparrish)

“Here’s a general rule. When an insult is directed at a woman, consider how it would have sounded directed at a man. If the result is ridiculous, then it’s probably sexist.”

(Source: dailydormer, via maidenmalicious)

riskpig:

fifty-shadesofgay:

castielsunderpants:

straighttohelvetica:

Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.

NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS THE WOMEN WERE GREAT IT WAS ALL GREAT. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE JEWISH, CHRISTIAN, MUSLIM, ATHEIST, WHATEVER ELSE IT DOESNT MATTER ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE AND ITS LITERALLY ONLY 90 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY AND EXPERIENCE THIS HERE JUST CLICK IT LITERALLY IT WILL OPEN IN A NEW TAB GO WATCH. 

also can we point out that none of the characters were white? like damn accurate depictions of Biblical characters

I reblog every time Prince of Egypt comes up because holy fuck this movie is so good.

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