Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I fear no evil because I am the meanest motherfucker in the valley


mako, stacker and raleigh

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“MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe”

'You've got a way of picking up things you don't quite yet own.'

(Source: porthoses, via kirayukimura)


i binged on Inside Amy Schumer last night, in what started out as me just catching up on the new season and ended in me just re-watching every episode for a total 7 hours straight. god bless this queen. 

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Josephine Baker, the ultimate and under appreciated Art Deco style icon

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treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

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#my vagina is your mission#destroy it


(Source: lookingforketrick, via night-witches)